First year: 4am: Wake up and get ready (with intensity). 4:30 Flashcards over breakfast (eat only nails—no milk). 5:00 Pack lunch. 5:10 Run to school (while doing flashcards). 5:25 Find desk where you will not be bothered. Continue flashcards. 7:00 Take 30 second break. 7:00:30 Return to flashcards. 8:00 Class (ask annoying questions). 12:00 Lunch […]
Humor in Medicine
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y. Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they’d be chicken sedans. I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. I know, I […]
